Monthly Archives: April 2011

I’m Calling It… Time of Death 10:37pm

What did I promise you, Cowgirl? What did I promise you?!?!? NO MORE FIXER-UPPERS… and what did I do? Find myself a project that had been completely demolished and thought I could rebuild ‘just the foundation’… that’s it, just lay … Continue reading

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I’m Getting Paranoid…

Have you ever had your car shipped before? Two strange men you’ve never met pick up your car on a small truck and hand you a pink slip with their company address that they could have made at Kinkos for … Continue reading

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Some Enchanted Evening…

Before you get too excited… I have not seen a stranger from across a room. It’s just an amazing evening here. The air is humid and thick, the way I imagine a Louisiana night on the Bayou to be. It … Continue reading

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Can We Pretty-Please Go Back To Downward Dog?

The view is especially nice from that position. You see, from upside down between my legs, I’m peering at a hot long-haired blond guy, with tanned skin, and lean muscles galore! His triceps are striated! Hello Muga! Now ladies, I … Continue reading

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Sometimes Music Says It Better Than A Blog Entry

Feeling like choking myself with a tie today. Had an intense dream last night. Keep listening to this song. Sister is in the same boat, so we can commiserate and keep each other in check. Whether it’s “hearing” the words … Continue reading

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A Note To The Superfriends- Call Me The Lightswitch

By the end of this year I think each of the Superfriends will have at least 12 nicknames. We’re kind of like those people who keep getting degrees so they have 50 three-letter acronyms following their names, only we spend … Continue reading

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The Word Is Angry- Look It Up! AKA If Only I Were A Caveman

I know I’m new to country music but dang those girls know how to belt out a song and put a man in his place! Ashton Shepard’s Look It Up, Miranda Lambert’s Gunpowder and Lead, and Carrie Underwood’s Before He … Continue reading

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Leaving My Spa Accommodations AKA Sister’s Place

Seriously.. it’s like a spa in here. You walk into vases (yes plural) of Lilies that make the whole place smell wonderful. It’s clean to the point of OCD. All of the furniture is comfy yet stylish. But the danger … Continue reading

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It Sucks When Your Ex Looks Good BUT It Rocks When He Looks AWFUL!!!

Yes, I had my very first Shady sighting since the night I dropped him at the airport, said goodbye, and wished him a successful business trip. Little did I know that whole trip was a facade so he could have … Continue reading

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I’m Giving IC A Demotion!

You know why It’s Complicated is a terrible name? Because I don’t like relationships that are complicated! I was fine with Friend With Benefits but HE was the one who kept sharing his feelings and incorporating me into his life … Continue reading

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