Monthly Archives: March 2011

Breaking Up Is Hard To Do… So Will You Do It?

Posted on March 31, 2011 by romanticcomedygirl

Okay. “Really?!?!?” shrieked Sister. Why not? I haven’t broken up with one of her boyfriends in a long time. Logistically though, there were problems. For one, we are not in the same house like we were in high school when … Continue reading →

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Dear Comcast Mark… Vagina, Vagina, Vagina!

Posted on March 29, 2011 by romanticcomedygirl

What do you think, ladies? Did I scare him off? How about the other guys who’ve been reading the blog lately? Hold on, just to be sure… TAMPONS, MAXI PADS… With Wings! Urinary Tract Infections, YEAST INFECTIONS which require Monistat … Continue reading →

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Buried Treasure… Guess What This Post Is About

Posted on March 28, 2011 by romanticcomedygirl

No… it doesn’t involve pirates or a Johnny Depp fantasy.. BUT if you guessed Vajooge, that’s what I said! Nutritionist informed me that I had low estrogen due to my Type-A burnt out adrenals, so I had to balance my … Continue reading →

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Friend With Benefits Meets Psychic!!!

Posted on March 26, 2011 by romanticcomedygirl

A line has been officially crossed! FWB met Psychic tonight!!! It all happened so fast. The plan was he was going to cook me a steak dinner and I was going to get a little somethin’ somethin’ but then Psychic … Continue reading →

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Does The Nutritionist Have an Amino for This?

Posted on March 24, 2011 by romanticcomedygirl

DJ Super Pilot thinks she’s funny.. yeah.. a real riot. She read my post from two days ago and sent me the video link to The Spinner’s; Could It Be I’m Falling In Love? Maybe she’ll post the link in … Continue reading →

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Plucking, and Shaving, and Flossing… Oh My!

Posted on March 23, 2011 by romanticcomedygirl

It isn’t easy being a girl. There is so much to do and when you concentrate on 3 things 4 other things suffer. I’m exhausted now, and I just don’t have any energy left to floss, I had to tend … Continue reading →

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Benefit Plan Expansion Negotiations

Posted on March 22, 2011 by romanticcomedygirl

First I said, there will be nothing physical with this guy. Then I wavered and decided Friends With Benefits, that will work. Now if you read the glossary, there’s very little in the “benefits plan” other then sex with me, … Continue reading →

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Saturday Night It Was Steak, Burgundy, and Sex! Sunday I Met The Kids…

Posted on March 14, 2011 by romanticcomedygirl

As in skirt steak (yum!) Ron Burgundy (yes, he watched my favorite comedy in full), and did I say sex? I meant GREAT SEX!!! So, when he asked me to go with him to the club the next day with … Continue reading →

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Seriously Retailers, Get A Clue!!!

Posted on March 12, 2011 by romanticcomedygirl

I’m no brainiac. Genius is not a word to describe me. I’m smart in certain subjects. Retail is not one of them. I worked at Benetton for six months in college and that was enough… So why is the solution … Continue reading →

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For Every Hot Girl, There’s a Guy Who’s Tired of Sleeping With Her

Posted on March 11, 2011 by romanticcomedygirl

I never knew this was a saying amongst guys, but apparently it is. It was like a slap in the face the first time I heard it 4 years ago. I got to thinking about it tonight because I had … Continue reading →

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