Author Archives: romanticcomedygirl

The Gypsy Has Landed

There are ups and downs to living like a gypsy, and I’m not just referring to the take-offs and landings of Virgin Airlines. Things change when you’re moving from place to place and I’m not being kept in the loop. … Continue reading

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How Does A Romantic Comedy Girl Do A Lap Dance?

I know it sounds like it’s a set up for a joke with a punch line… and of course when a romantic comedy girl does do a lap dance it is a set up for a joke… unfortunately the joke … Continue reading

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I Love When My Friends Internet Date!

Why? Because they have the greatest/horrendous experiences that I will never have because I refuse to do it. I tried… once… once…. for 3 days, and then vowed NEVER to do it again. Normally, I would blog about what one … Continue reading

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Trust The Gorton’s Fisherman

I hope Gorton’s doesn’t have a Google search like Comcast does, because if they read this blog, it’s going to go in a very different direction than they’re expecting. So, Gorton’s representatives, if you’re reading this now, it has nothing … Continue reading

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Breaking Up Is Hard To Do… So Will You Do It?

Okay. “Really?!?!?” shrieked Sister. Why not? I haven’t broken up with one of her boyfriends in a long time. Logistically though, there were problems. For one, we are not in the same house like we were in high school when … Continue reading

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Dear Comcast Mark… Vagina, Vagina, Vagina!

What do you think, ladies? Did I scare him off? How about the other guys who’ve been reading the blog lately? Hold on, just to be sure… TAMPONS, MAXI PADS… With Wings! Urinary Tract Infections, YEAST INFECTIONS which require Monistat … Continue reading

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Buried Treasure… Guess What This Post Is About

No… it doesn’t involve pirates or a Johnny Depp fantasy.. BUT if you guessed Vajooge, that’s what I said! Nutritionist informed me that I had low estrogen due to my Type-A burnt out adrenals, so I had to balance my … Continue reading

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Friend With Benefits Meets Psychic!!!

A line has been officially crossed! FWB met Psychic tonight!!! It all happened so fast. The plan was he was going to cook me a steak dinner and I was going to get a little somethin’ somethin’ but then Psychic … Continue reading

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Does The Nutritionist Have an Amino for This?

DJ Super Pilot thinks she’s funny.. yeah.. a real riot. She read my post from two days ago and sent me the video link to The Spinner’s; Could It Be I’m Falling In Love? Maybe she’ll post the link in … Continue reading

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Plucking, and Shaving, and Flossing… Oh My!

It isn’t easy being a girl. There is so much to do and when you concentrate on 3 things 4 other things suffer. I’m exhausted now, and I just don’t have any energy left to floss, I had to tend … Continue reading

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