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News Flash Guys, the First Woman to Judge Your Penis Was Your Momma!

Okay, I’ve written the title, and my mind instantly goes to… what picture am I going to use for this? A cartoon penis? Who wants to look at that? Overall, penises are pretty ugly. I don’t want to say that … Continue reading

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How I Met the Superfriends

When I was in college, I was extremely active in my sorority. Non-Greeks would accuse us of “paying for friends.” My sorority dues did not go into other girls’ pockets so they would like me, the money had nothing to … Continue reading

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My Infatuation With Stink

Okay, I’m just going to come right out and say it… my pits stink! And I guarantee, by the end of this blog entry, you’ll be wondering why in the time it took me to write this, didn’t I just … Continue reading

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I’m In Love

I know it sounds out of the blue, but it’s not. I’ve known him for a while. He was the lead singer in a band I was in.. I mean who doesn’t fall in love with their lead singer? I’d … Continue reading

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If My Friends Could See Me Now…

This is where all the Florida ladies would say, “Oy Vey!” Why? Picture this… Sandra Bullock in an old bikini that her housekeeper put in the dryer so the boy-shorts bottoms are all stretched out and baggy (not to mention … Continue reading

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Let’s Talk About Style… cough

Okay, check out the guy to the left… now imagine him walking into the Price Club… NOW, imagine it’s not him but a guy who’s got him by 40 years, at least. His polo shirt tucked into his beige khaki … Continue reading

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What Chocolate Does To Me

Stupid, stupid, stupid! Just because something is Gluten free and sugar free doesn’t mean that the chocolate in it isn’t going to affect me. (by the way, I typed that entire sentence in 3 seconds) which is how quickly I’d … Continue reading

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Time to meet ‘Sister’

I shower, I sweep my house daily, I wear clean clothes… well at least they start out clean until I stain them… speaking of, tonight’s stain is Grapefruit drippings, which brings us to tonight’s entry… I’m having a sleepover at … Continue reading

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Rainy Day Reflections

It’s funny, in romantic comedies, couples always seem to be breaking up in the rain and bad things are happening around them, but I have so many cool romantic comedy girl memories in the rain. Most of them took place … Continue reading

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Things We Do For Men… or do we?

I had a phobia of needles until a few years ago. I remember two boys in the eighth grade used to chase me around our classroom with a textbook opened to the page with a syringe on it and I’d … Continue reading

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