Author Archives: romanticcomedygirl

Benefit Plan Expansion Negotiations

First I said, there will be nothing physical with this guy. Then I wavered and decided Friends With Benefits, that will work. Now if you read the glossary, there’s very little in the “benefits plan” other then sex with me, … Continue reading

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Saturday Night It Was Steak, Burgundy, and Sex! Sunday I Met The Kids…

As in skirt steak (yum!) Ron Burgundy (yes, he watched my favorite comedy in full), and did I say sex? I meant GREAT SEX!!! So, when he asked me to go with him to the club the next day with … Continue reading

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Seriously Retailers, Get A Clue!!!

I’m no brainiac. Genius is not a word to describe me. I’m smart in certain subjects. Retail is not one of them. I worked at Benetton for six months in college and that was enough… So why is the solution … Continue reading

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For Every Hot Girl, There’s a Guy Who’s Tired of Sleeping With Her

I never knew this was a saying amongst guys, but apparently it is. It was like a slap in the face the first time I heard it 4 years ago. I got to thinking about it tonight because I had … Continue reading

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What Goes Well With Wine…

If you ask Sommelier, she can give you all kinds of food suggestions. She can pair a wine and cheese, a wine and meat, a wine and fish, a wine and chicken, a wine and chocolate, a wine and gluten … Continue reading

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While You Were Having Sex, I Was Eating a Bowl of Cereal and Watching American Idol

Yep, that’s what Cowgirl said to me after I made a formal announcement that I received 48 emails from the Superfriends while I was having sex.  That’s a lot of emails, granted FWB has the stamina of an 18-year-old so … Continue reading

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He Bought Me a Toothbrush

He’s very clever in his ‘seduction’. If you’re behind on your blog entries, I’m referring to Friend With Benefits. He’s been doing these thoughtful things like turning up the temperature in his house by 4 degrees so I won’t be … Continue reading

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Meet The Nutritionist

I’ve mentioned her before but she has earned a place as a character. If this were a romantic comedy she’d be the wise mentor to my kooky character. Nutritionist and I have been working together for about 9 months. She … Continue reading

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This Is Seriously Too Embarrassing To Share… but here goes

Oh, boy… this is a hard one. It really is. Ugh! SOOOO embarrassing! Why am I even telling you? Because it’s total romantic comedy!!! In all it’s pathetic ridonkulousness! Seriously if this was a movie, it would be starring Steve … Continue reading

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Hooray! A Writing Contest For Girls Who Like Chick Lit

Part of the fun of writing this blog for me, is the comment section. I love when the superfriends comment in character and it adds layers to the stories. How would you like to be a character in Romantic Comedy … Continue reading

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